Scorpicus'

^I <3 Dirge as well.

125. Acting in some weird play is a great thing to do on a date.

dirge was great
126. even if my arm looks dead i can still use it (auron)
127. most males when they scream sound like girls

from advent children

128 if you get shot in the head your goggles will protect you

129 if you get stabbed in the shoulder you should still be able to move your arm and preform omnislash with a giant sword

130: Swords do more damage than guns

You can use a tent anywhere and it automatically sets its self up and you feel better and then once you've used it its gone

arxthehero wrote:You can use a tent anywhere and it automatically sets its self up and you feel better and then once you've used it its gone

No matter how dire your injuries or sickness is

132. inns cure everything, but cancer (vg cats )

133. You can only use tents at human-sized, floating, question-mark-looking things.

134. Setting up camp, resting in the camp, and taking down camp takes about 0.5 seconds.

135. Sometimes, you turn into a statue. Don't worry! Your partners can just throw some smokey crap at you and all will be well.

136. In battle, you can defy gravity, jumping 15 million feet up into the air and slicing things up at the same time. In a house, you can't reach 5 feet up to get something off a high shelf.

137. Magic can be used to banish enemies into a different dimension, no matter what they are or how many of them are there. However, this doesn't work on ginormous dragons, huge tentacle-y things that look like a giant metal dress, smexy silver-haired guys with wings, or bosses in general.

138. (FFXII) You can teleport anywhere you want whenever you want from the orange crystals, except when there's a thick Mist that shows up only when it's a good plot device.

139. You can only truely die in cutscenes.

140. (KH) Final bosses always have a huge ship-type thing.

141. (KHII) Hoods obscure one's face completely, no matter how much light there is.

142. (KHI/II) Bosses can change clothes, from black trenchcoats to full-bodied armor to floor length zebra print, within seconds.

143. (KH) You can always ditch school to either build a raft, save the world(s), or just sit on a crooked palm tree and reminisce (sp?).

144. Main characters' parents are always either dead or never mentioned.

145. With the right Materia combo/job combo/magicite/Guardian Force Junctionion/item & accessory combo (depending which game's combat system you're using), you could VERY easily take on the entire military of most small to medium-sized countries, BY YOURSELF!!

^146. Until the plot protection runs out that is.

147. in breading is a okay! and not only that but they are completely normal after its done, actually if reproduced you can walk on water and run up mountains!

148. there is always random money laying around waiting for the taking and never in a normal form always in odd forms.. like 776 or 123 not 120?!

149. (Dirge) You can easily survive a couple hundred gunshots, but once a shirtless guy with swords comes after you, you're screwed.

150. (Dirge) If you see a big thing about to blow up the world, it's a good idea to fly inside it and shoot at it until it explodes.

151. (Dirge again...) Your "helpful" friends are always late. By the time they show up, you're critically injured or you're about to win. Even if they do actually come, they usually give you the honor of having to kill everything yourself.

If you die just use a phoenix down, but it does't always work

153. rain will heal you!

156. Phoenix downs only work in Low Poly, Not FMVs

157. It's completely normal for guys to have their eyebrows done. (Come on. Zack, Sephy, Cloud, Vincent...)

158 (though I can't be the first to think of this): If dirt starts talking to you and government agents want to preform tests on you, you aren't crazy. You're just special! *coughcoughAeriscough*

159 (Dirge, I think): If you decide to inject yourself with alien stuff and end up killing yourself, it's okay. Just put yourself in a Word document and hijak the body of a white-haired buff guy with a scary voice.

A meteor won't destroy the planet if you pray for the spell holy

171.(FFXII)You can't get dress unless you have a licence for it.

you can use certain items to add skills to to your weapon