Scorpicus'

that random battles are the meaning of life!
...i miss random battles they made me feal busy!

174.Hair isn't the only thing that deifies gravity *cough*bustersword*cough*

don't call people the slum drunk it usually makes them angry.

marbles give you powers

dont die in a cut scene, because then a phoenix down will not revive you.

You can turn into monsters and other cool forms if your an antagonist or some other reason (like me)

179. There is ALWAYS a Cid.

180. Things that are hard to kill and things that are easy to kill never congregate together.

181. Generally guys called Biggs and Wedge will have bad stuff happening to them.

182. If it rains in a town, it means it's infested with monsters. (Zozo, anyone?)

Rain heals cancer.

You can TOTALLY drive a motorcycle up a falling pillar.

You can also TOTALLY drive a motorcycle under said falling pillar, even with the other motorcycle weighing it down.

Breed giant chicken/ostrich things correctly, and their babies turn pretty colors ^ - ^

183. In a world where any living organism you kill dissolves into sparkly lights or just plain disappears, it is nevertheless possible to catch and eat fish.

184. You have about a 1 in 8 chance of losing an eye, and even if you have both of them in working order, you probably still can't see out of one of them (Has anyone ever confirmed the existence of Lulu's left eye?)

185. A bra or corset provides helpful storage for potions, remedies and shiny spherelike objects. It's no coincidence Lara Croft is shaped like Tifa!

186. The world can be recovering from massive destruction and have little in the way of centralized government, yet the cellphone network is state-of-the-art (complete with downloadable ringtones).

187. A form of worldwide interference which has knocked out all television and radio transmissions for 17 years can be magically negated if someone actually thinks to POWER UP THE TV ANTENNA (gasp).

188. In order to solve a major threat to planetary security, the hero must undergo several crack acid trip dream sequences and/or flashbacks.

189. Major threats to planetary security are best left in the hands of teenagers.

190. Phoenix Down and healing potions damage Undead, but heal Unsent.


Er, lemme back away from the keyboard slowly and take my frog pills.

191: (if u watch scorpius youtube vids u will laugh) cloud strifes hair does look like a chocobos butt

192. You can fly smoothly even if you only have one wing.
*cough* Sephirot *cough* Genesis *cough* Angeal.

193: You can control a small cat and i Giant marshmellow with just your MIND O.O

194: Super nova is just a very big Fire works display that only does 2k damage.

195: If strange numbers start appearing above your head when you drop something on your foot then you should start to worry or see a Doctor.
Other suddestions are:
Use healing spells
Go to an Inn
Ask Aeris before you go with her to anicents land for your first date (her Ex boyfriend lives there, I think his name Was something like Sephy...)

196: You don't need a living/Job you just need to kill a heck lot of tonberries.

197. If you become best mates with someone, your considered gay by fangirls. No matter how manly the two of you are. *cough*Zack&Cloud*cough*Axel&Roxas*cough*

198. Even if you aren't best friends with him, you're still considered gay with him by fangirls anyway. Either way your screwed and bound to gayness.

199. If your relaxing vacation is interrupted by a mob of clones and You don't have your over-sized sword with you, don't worry, just use an umbrella!