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Postby Hikaro Takayama on Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:34 pm

My two favorites would have to be:

Vincent: "How do you manage to hide the crazy long enough to even APPROACH a woman?"

Rufus: "I'm the richest man on the planet.... Wanna Fuck?"
I am in your evil lair, giving your minions "What For!"
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Postby xKupoNutx on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:21 am

Wow, there's just too many to quote! But I love "Cement actually" and "Apparently gravity was having the day off." :ROFL:
Momentai.
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Postby Tifa_Lockheart on Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:06 am

my favorite one-liner


Vincent: you know this could never work your 16 and......oh....Booty
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Postby Hannan100 on Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:51 pm

Yuffie: 2 years! I'll be legal!
Vincent: Legal for what?
Yuffie: To have your bab-Vote

Technically not one line but still a classic :thumb:
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Postby XeveraX on Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:34 pm

Aeris: Offer Tifa's boobs as a sacrifice to ressurect me! :lol:
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Postby Sin_of_Blades on Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:27 am

"Offer Tifa's boobs a sacrifice to ressurect me!!" :ROFL:
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Postby Astris on Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:34 pm

heh heh heh

"Heh heh heh. That'll teach you to steal my pink post-it notes!"

I loled hard
(The whole "Tseng's day off" was GREAT!!!)

Oooooor

"Hello morons! - I mean test samples...I mean guinea pigs... no wait..."

XDDDDDDDDD

"Face it, you resemble Tseng on a bad hair day."

This one was mean since I'm a Tseng fan XDDDDD
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