Scorpicus'

Fate · by **Fate** on Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:55 pm

"Must resist groping"

Retsam · by **Retsam** on Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:44 am

Rufus : "Wow! Look at me! I'm being cool and heroic!"

Tseng : "They wrote you really out of character didn't they?"

Not exactly a one-liner but that part was pretty cool :)

Akane · by **Akane** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:35 pm

Scorpicus wrote:So... which lines from the vids did you ROFL the most at? The "How many... dyed?" pun and the "Cloud, I have big breasts - wanna fondle?" line are two of my favourites!

Quote away!

Have to agree with "How many... dyed?" and "Cloud, I have big breasts - wanna fondle?" One-Liners.

RJ · by RJ on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:37 pm

"I got a tea cup and I ain't afraid to use it!"

Hilarious.
End of Discussion.

Kadaj · by **Kadaj** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:26 am

Zuperbuu wrote:Too many to list!
But I love your Sephiroth quotes the best!

"NO. Crawl into a corner and die, and take the rest of your species with you!"

Well, it sounded like that. hehe.

I second that line! Everything Sephy says is awesome.

I also like--

"If in doubt, be cute and giggle. Tee hee."
""KYA-HA-HA-HA!"

Not a one-liner but that made me laugh so hard X3

SpoonyChan · by **SpoonyChan** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:39 pm

"It's not intentional. Every morning I end up using a knife to get the toast out of the toaster...damn toast..."

Priceless.

Tifa_Lockheart27 · by **Tifa_Lockheart27** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:59 pm

^^^^omg every time my friends and i talk about clouds hair thats what i say^^^

SpoonyChan · by **SpoonyChan** on Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:03 pm

I just like to randomly say "Damn toast..." when I'm making toast in the morning

luna_wolf · by **luna_wolf** on Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:01 pm

"It's not intentional. Every morning I end up using a knife to get the toast out of the toaster...damn toast..."

this will always be my fave...
but then again everything you say is GREAT!

Cheesemonger · by **Cheesemonger** on Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:40 pm

How about

Aeris: "Are they real?"
Tifa: "Why don't you find out?"
Aeris: "WOOT!"

Classic.

snipo101 · by **snipo101** on Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:59 am

"That's it! I'm chewing up the carpet!"
and
"I haven't saved since disk 2!"

are a couple of my favorites.

(note: the one-liners don't have to involve sex to be funny. Although "I hate you... Let's have sex!" is hilarious.)

arxthehero · by **arxthehero** on Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:26 am

"Father Scarlets about to molest me again"

"Horny emplyees send the to my office at once"

Highwind · by **Highwind** on Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:09 am

Tifa: "it's nothing compared to what cid and vincent are doing next door."
Cid: "FUCKING HELL!"
Vincent: "Literally"

Made me laugh

ultimateemo43 · by **ultimateemo43** on Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:49 am

Tseng:hello
............
Tseng:hello?
............
Tseng:Oh, hey Rude

Hojo Fangirl · by **Hojo Fangirl** on Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:20 pm

Hojo: I do have a first name!
Lucrecia: What is it?
Hojo: .....Professor.....

and

Tseng: Hold on sir, I'm coming!
Fangirls: *squee* Tseng just said he's cumming!!

make me laugh every time

Amirshearer · by **Amirshearer** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:56 pm

Hey...i really love your videos!!! And all the quirky dialogue....
so hilarious yet so cute!!! Haha =P

This is my fav!!!! :-

Cloud: RedXIII!!! Growl Attack!!!

RedXIII: For the last time Cloud, i'm not a Pokemon!!

wahahahaha!!!! =D

Reeve · by **Reeve** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:42 pm

My fav is "How many... dyed?" and I quite like the "Sir, I keep telling you. Cattle prods are not good weapons,"

s0njas0n · by **s0njas0n** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:39 pm

aeris: cloud, you idiot use a phoenix down... load the previous save game... a gameshark, cheat me back into the party :lol:

risinggundam · by **risinggundam** on Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:03 pm

Mine's something you hear Cid say and Vincent reply to.
"Fucking Hell!"
"Literally"
most epic

privatecaboose · by **privatecaboose** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:04 pm

cement, actually

Scorpicus'

Best One Liner's

Re: Best One Liner's

Who is online